Creature Type or Sub Type: Creature — Human Wizard
P: 1
T: 1
Rules Text Contains: T, Mill a card: Add C.
Flavor:"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
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